Clone Wars


The people, they are always saying "He looks just like you" when they see me (a.k.a. Dada, Poppa, You With The Wallet) carrying around JBM. I generally tend to brush them off with a "Lay off the pipe buddy","Drop the knife" or some other smarmy comment. That is until I saw the picture above.

Great googly moogly!

The Kid, he's the spitting image of me! How did this happen? I thought I was unique, one of a kind, a man among little girlie men. Now I have this little Oedipal usurper to the throne. This wasn't supposed to happen. But the more I think about it, the more I like it. Now I can finally go on that laundromat robbing spree I've been dreaming about for eons. Just like my childhood idol Dana Plato! When the cops come to my door, I can just say "Here's your little rapscallion officer! The Kid did it." Of course I have to wait a good 15 years before I'd be believed and by that time I'll be using a walker and carrying around an ear horn so JBM would probably get off with a good lawyer (Uncle Judd?). But still, a boy can dream can't he?

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memere said:

The resemblance is uncanny.. Hopefully he'll also "resemble" your personality, dry wit, and good nature!!
I can't wait to hug him.. and you and Gillian too!

chaia said:

He definitely has your "lay off the pipe, buddy/drop the knife" look down pat. You seem to drool less than he does, though.

Azriel said:

He looks like such a badass. I certainly wouldn't want to mess with him in the school yard. You'll easily be able to lay the blame on him.

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